Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Trauma...oh the Trauma of it all!

Penguins Ice Snow Emoticon Emoticons Animation Animated Animations Gif Larger Pictures, Images and Photostrauma :
1. (Psychology) a powerful shock that may have long-lasting effects
2. (Medicine / Pathology) any bodily injury or wound

My husband has a special kind of sense of humor. I love it personally, its been described as a dry humor laced with strong sarcasm. I think that is only because there are times (even for me) when it is difficult to tell whether he is joking or serious. He has a very stoic demeanor for his public face. He is a disabled veteran, he spent 10 years in the Air Force. He has that serious soldier attitude in his body language, the kind that puts immediate fear in teen aged boys. (Which is obviously a good thing since we have 4 daughters). I will share a huge secret with you, shhhh, don't tell anyone. My husband has a sweet, soft, and gooey heart. He prefers people to think he is mean and tough. But he isn't.

So anyway, my husband and I were discussing the surgery I will be having Friday afternoon. We were discussing how to get our older 4 children to help with housework and our 2 year old son during my recovery time. (We fully plan to bribe and extort our children into helping.) My wonderful husband will work from home as much as he can to help out as much as he can. One of the biggest challenges is I will not be able to lift up our 2 year old son for 4-6 weeks. Wow, that's a long time. Especially since our son is a true mamma's boy.

My husband laughs and pops off with this "Poor little guy is going to be traumatized. First he broke his little arm, then losses his boobs (my husbands reference to the fact that I weaned our son from nursing, charming, huh?), he gets his cast taken off (he was very angry they were taking his Buzz Lightyear arm off), then he had 3 front teeth pulled (along with other dental work done while under general anesthesia), and now his mommy won't be able to pick him up. We might as well start him sleeping in his own room since we are taking everything else away".

I will not be ending our co-sleeping, I am not ready to give that up. But my husband is right on all the other stuff. In just over one month all of the above did happen to our son. Will he be traumatized from the above list? I doubt it. Well, at least not as traumatized as we have been by everything he went through (ok, mostly it was me who was traumatized from it all, not my husband. He's a big strong man!)and next list of things our adorable son has done in less than a month that has scared, irritated, aggrivated, and hurt us.

There are many falls: from laundry baskets, tables, couches, chairs, his sisters arms, and our bed. There's the haircut he gave himself (a day after paying to have if professionally done), the shampoo incident (pink shampoo dumped in the hallway and our room while my husband could have swore he was just playing), the toothpaste tube emptied in the sink and on the floor and then tracked into the living room to tell me it was all over the place, (my husbands personal favorite) the packing peanuts he found in a box in our closet and spread all over our room in a blink of an eye, the many cups of liquid dumped on me or the floor (which he followed each time with the crazy scientist laugh), the cabinet hiding (he crawls into a cabinet and hides while I search everywhere for him, usually it ends when I hear the giggle from his hiding spot), his hugs he gives me when he climbs behind my back and then grabs my hair, pulls, and counters me from going backwards by putting his knees in my lower back (this one actually requires the help of my husband as I can't move when he does it), that time he put two dvds into my husbands PS3 (they came out ok, and it works fine, but it sure made a funky noise while they were both in there), and of course my personal favorite the random headbutts I receive which are generally followed by rubbing noses, cheek against cheek, and kisses. There are so many more things that happen on a day to day basis that scare the hell out of me and we recover from. I just can't remember them all (mental block maybe). Boys sure are different than girls, I can say that with complete certainty.

On another subject, I seem to have eliminated the trauma from the Mommy Wars (the women who felt it necessary to either comment or email me all about how wrong I was in my opinion and experience with my son and his poor little teeth). I am also thrilled to report that after I posted a list of the things I am for and against I didn't lose any followers. Thank you to my readers and followers, I like to believe that we can all have different views, opinions, and feelings on big and little issues and still be friends! You all ROCK!



  1. What IS with the little boys and headbutts! ouch! Good luck with your surgery on Friday! Hope your big kids help out!

  2. oh mommy wars sigh... I was planning to write more but now I have to read more of your blog and find out about this list and your son's teeth :D

    glad you found my blog & I am following you back from the tailspin blog hop :)

    if you excuse me I need to read...

  3. I'm a new follower from the blog hop! I can't wait to read more of your posts.


  4. I'll be praying to every God, star and animal idol out there that your surgery goes smoothly.
    PS...don't kick him outta bed! Not yet. You know you don't want to so I say keep him where he wants to be and where you can get the most snuggles. My kids ( with the exception of our 17 year old ) all sleep with us. They are 7, 9 and 12. If anyone thinks that's inappropriate or that they are too old for it or whatever....oh well! They don't live in my house.
    They've been doing it since day one anyways. It's all they know. It's all I know.

  5. what a hilarious guy LOL!

    I hope your surgery will go well.

    I'm following from the hop.

  6. I hope your surgery goes well. I had no issue with your list and didn't think you were inciting a riot.

    Text can be tricky though and we often read what we want into it by adding our own inflections and emphasis. That goes for readers reading a post to blogger reading comments...I think your anons read your post about wiping teeth and gums as "frantic" when you weren't.

    Thanks for linking up to our new monthly blog hop ~ Tailspin Hop!

    ~Darcy @ Tales From the Nursery~

  7. Oh, you were so sweet to follow my blog and leave a comment. Thank you so much! I love your blog because it helps me unwind after work

    Russo @ www.threegnomes.blogspot.com

  8. Love the blog. Stopping by from Catch a Wave Wednesday and following.

  9. Hi, I found you on Taking a stroll Thursday! Hop over and say hi if you get the chance.

  10. Hilarious post- your husband sounds very funny!
    I'm your newest follower from the hop- you can visit me at www.random-utterances.com. See you soon... ciao!

  11. just love that penguin slap thing

    I am a new follower linked from Tail Spin Hop, lovely to meet you. http://majorloveoffilm.blogspot.com and http://llmcalling.blogspot.com

  12. hmmm your son gets into the same type stuff mine do. I loved this post - have a great night

  13. Stopping by from the Relax & Surf blog hop.
    Good luck with your surgery! 2 year olds are pretty resilient, I think he'll be ok. I love the penguin graphic!

  14. Great post and good luck with the surgery. I am sure it will go smoothly :)
    Stopped over from Say Hi Sunday and glad I did. Take care!