Hot Damn! Happy Birthday to Me!!!

I would love to say I awoke to a clean house and happy children who wanted to bow down and wait on me hand and foot! However, I woke up in my bed and in my house so, No. It didn't happen.

I just finished cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom. Why? What the hell is wrong with you? Are you out of your f'ing mind? you may be asking... well my lovely twin daughters are having some friends over today and I have issues with people in my house and it not looking like our life is, well maybe not perfect, but at least clean. I know I have issues. (and yes I think I maybe a little out of my mind...not full on crazy for the most part but definitely off in many ways).

(I must add that my husband did sweep the floor and steam it for me. Thank you honey)

I am actually supposed to be taking a shower right now. My husband took our 2 year old and Toria to go get her boyfriend (don't even get me started on that crap! Yes my 13 year old daughters both have boyfriends. But I would rather them spend time together here in my house than anywhere else, so we deal with it.)

 So I have a few minutes to myself without a toddler jumping up and down saying, Mom! Mom! Mom! (grabbing my face if I don't stop what I am doing and ask what immediately). He is a Momma's boy. Most of the time I love that, but sometimes I just want to be left the hell alone.

My husband is taking the kids to the movies today (thank you Auntie Lauren and Uncle Dustin for the 2 tickets per child as their Christmas gift. That is a cool present). So my husband is Haley's date for MegaMind and the twins are going to see...oh hell, I already forgot what they are going to see, ha! ha! But they are taking a couple of friends and meeting a shit ton more at the movies. They have been working on it all week, talking about it incessantly (which is why its so funny I can't remember what movie they are going to see). I am sorry if you are one of the people who paid money for a movie ticket and have the bad luck of being in a theatre with 20 something 13 and 14 year olds today! I sure as hell am glad its not me!

My husband was worried that I would be upset and maybe they should do it on Sunday because its my birthday today. But I am not. I spend time with my family everday. We have a nice family dinner every night (and by nice family dinner I mean loud and crazy). So they can all go to the movies. My oldest daughter Macy offered to watch the 2 year old (which works because the other girls will be gone) and I am going to have a facial and a pedicure all by myself! (Thanks to my Mom who called and insisted I spend my birthday money on something only for me, cause I have issues with that too. Remember I am a bit off?)

Then I plan to go shopping. I didn't tell my husband about that part. Hee hee. I doubt I will find much or spend much, so that's not a big deal. The big deal is I plan on going shopping without and damn kids! Holy Shit and Hot Damn!

I would also like to put in a little thank you to mother nature. It snowed last night, and I love snow. So I woke up to a lovely light blanket of snow. Just enough to make it pretty but not too much to keep me from my facial, pedicure, and shopping!